bartleby Feb 26 2 min The Biden Buyer's Remorse is Real Yesterday, The Drunk Republican graced the pages of Flappr with his conservative perspective on how bad the Biden administration has perf...
bartleby Feb 24 3 min Leave the MILFs Alone Allow me to introduce you to Crystal Jackson, a 44 year old, mother of three living in Sacramento, California. Crystal is a certified MI...
bartleby Feb 23 5 min Disney During the Time of COVID I work a lot, run this stupid website, stress about almost everything and haven't gotten a chance to take a vacation with my little ones ...
bartleby Feb 22 3 min The Real Sin of Cancun Cruz I was on vacation all of last week, so I thankfully missed out on a lot of the usual nonsense that comes with following politics closely...
bartleby Feb 9 2 min WATCH: Biden Admin Sets Ambitious Goal of Getting 50% of Schools Open 20% of the Time Joe Biden is used to very low expectations. The media basically ignored anything and everything Biden said or did after it looked likel...
bartleby Feb 8 5 min Super Bowl 55 Recap As much as I've stopped caring about professional sports over the past twelve months, I do still like football. I used to watch my teams...
bartleby Feb 4 3 min The Day #AlexandriaOcasioSmollet Trended Yesterday was one of those "fun" days on Twitter. This story actually began on Monday night, when AOC went on Instagram Live and reveale...
bartleby Feb 3 2 min John Kerry Took a Private Jet to Receive a Climate Leadership Award In news that should surprise literally nobody, Fox News unearthed a clip from 2019 where Joe Biden's new climate czar (whatever the fuck ...
bartleby Feb 2 2 min Hunter Biden Hires Attorney with Connections at DOJ In case you bought into the hype that "the adults are back in charge" of government, have no fear - the swamp is alive and healthy! Yes, ...
bartleby Feb 1 2 min Jen Psaki Circles Back on "Conservative Twitter" So, we've had a little bit of fun with Jen Psaki, Joe Biden's newly minted Press Secretary, and Psaki's pension for using the phrase "cir...
bartleby Jan 28 3 min Robinhood App Restricts Purchase of GameStop, AMC Due to "Market Volatility" In a year full of "you've got to be fucking kidding me" moments, today ranks pretty high on the list. In a move that is sending shockwav...
bartleby Jan 27 2 min Buy Some Merch, Raise Some Money For Ronald McDonald House For whatever reason, some of you have asked me to sell you Flappr branded merchandise. I don't quite understand why you would want Flapp...
bartleby Jan 21 1 min The Best of Bernie Sitting Memes Yesterday was a weird day, as Joe Biden took the oath of office in front of a sparse crowd and a bunch of flags. Lady Gaga wore a weird ...
bartleby Jan 20 4 min So, Now What? Yes, Joe Biden was sworn in as the 46th President of the United States today. Yes, Joe Biden is President of the United States. Yes, if y...
bartleby Jan 19 1 min WATCH: Trump Delivers Farewell Address Watch President Donald Trump deliver a farewell message from the White House:
bartleby Jan 19 2 min No, a 'Dictator' Wasn't Toppled I am not a "stop the steal'" guy. I am not a "it was Antifa" guy with respect to the Capitol riots. I am embarrassed by what happened on...
bartleby Jan 18 2 min WATCH: Dem Rep. Cohen Insinuates Some Natl. Guard Might Be Traitors Since Many Probably Voted Trump In things that seemed inevitable, but are still hard to believe - Democrat Representative Steve Cohen of Tennessee got on CNN today and d...
barnaby Jan 15 4 min Your Week As Told in Gifs from The Office As a millennial (ugh, I'm so old!), I don't have a wide swath of cultural references. I have only read 3 books in my life, Harry Potter ...
bartleby Jan 13 1 min ANALYSIS: JAMES HARDEN TRADED TO NETS IN MEGA BLOCKBUSTER!!! Welcome to Flappr Sports, here is our analysis of the trade of six-time NBA all-star, James Harden, to the Brooklyn Nets. Analysis: don't...
bartleby Jan 5 2 min YOUR Daily Horoscope - 1.5.21 In these times of uncertainty, we're all looking for answers. Some of us look to the Good Book, some of us look to the bottle, some of u...