bartleby Jun 1 1 min @POTUSExile Lifted Our Meme and That's OK So it happened again, someone stole our meme. This time, at least, it was for a good cause, as the popular President Trump satire account...
bartleby Jun 1 3 min Deprogramming the Pandemic Bots While sitting in airport, traveling for business, I stumbled upon this post from The Atlantic titled The Liberals Who Can't Quit...
bartleby May 27 1 min WATCH: Media Demands Answers From Biden. . . On His Ice Cream Flavor There are many issues going on in the United States right now. Unemployment is at 6.1 percent. Inflation is skyrocketing, with the...
bartleby May 25 1 min WATCH: Biden Says George Floyd's Daughter Wanted to "Sit On My Lap" Today is a day that ends in "y", so of course Joe Biden did or said something extremely creepy and/or embarrassing. So what ridiculously...
bartleby May 19 2 min WATCH: Biden Calls Coast Guard Graduates 'Dull' Today is a day that ends in "y", so of course Joe Biden did or said something in keeping with his current level of coherence. What did he...
bartleby May 18 3 min Mayor Pete Twitch Streams Red Dead Redemption 2; Rides Train for Six Hours In an apparent effort to reach younger voters, the Biden administration enlisted former South Bend Mayor, and current Transportation...
bartleby May 5 1 min Memeing The Democrats In response to news this morning that Facebook would not be allowing Donald Trump back on the platform, but would be reconsider this...
bartleby May 5 3 min The Portnoy School of Public Relations I am an unabashed fan of Dave Portnoy. I've said as much in one of my first blogs on this silly little website. I respect the empire he's...
bartleby May 4 4 min Apparently Stacey Abrams Writes Romance Novels? As the purveyor of a website that occasionally publishes s̶m̶u̶t̶ romantic adventure novels, I was stunned to learn that Stacey Abrams,...
bartleby May 3 1 min WATCH: Biden Says "Anybody Making Less Than 400K a Year Will Not Pay a Single Penny in Taxes" Good news folks, according to President Mushmouth, 99% of you will no longer have to pay taxes!!!!!!!!!: WHAT THE FUCK, I LOVE JOE BIDEN...
bartleby Apr 29 2 min "Uncle Tim" Trends on Twitter after Tim Scott Delivers GOP Response to Biden Joe Biden delivered his sort of, but not really, "State of the Union" address last night before a joint session of Congress. It was...
bartleby Apr 28 5 min The Abdication of the Throne When Rush Limbaugh died earlier this year, I read so many people on social media sharing their accounts of what Rush Limbaugh meant to...
bartleby Apr 26 1 min Psaki: Biden "Sending a Message to the World" by Wearing Mask During World Climate Zoom Meeting Leaders around the globe met ONLINE to discuss climate change last Friday and only ONE of them decided wear a mask during a meeting...
bartleby Apr 23 3 min Fact Checker Targets Tim Scott; Is Mercilessly Mocked For His Trouble I think we all know now that "fact checking" isn't about checking "facts" these days. No, this institution, like so many others, has...
bartleby Apr 20 2 min WATCH: Pelosi Thanks George Floyd for "Sacrificing Your Life for Justice" So the Derek Chauvin trial concluded today and resulted in the former Minneapolis police officer being found guilty on all three charges....
bartleby Apr 20 3 min Happy #DogeDay420 For countless memestonk fortune seekers, today represents one of the most important days on the calendar. Yes, it's 4/20, a day long...
bartleby Apr 19 5 min Maybe the Horse Will Learn to Sing? There’s a famous old fable that I've seen told in many different cultures, but for the purposes of this blog, I'll use the Persian...
bartleby Apr 16 6 min WATCH: Chad Dad Saves Trad Wife; Chucks Bobcat Across Yard As the post title indicates a Chad Dad did, in fact, save his Trad Wife and chuck a wild bobcat across his front yard: Absolute King...
bartleby Apr 12 2 min WATCH: Psaki Says PSAs with NASCAR, Others to be Used in "White Conservative" Outreach Efforts Have you ever been given a present by someone, opened it up and been completely confused by why they gave it to you? For me the feeling ...
bartleby Apr 8 2 min WATCH: Biden Unveils Executive Orders On Gun Control; Mispronounces "ATF" as "AFT" Twice Today is a day that ends in "y", so of course Joe Biden did or said something in keeping with his current level of coherence. What did he...
